Yesterday, I was asked who I favor for the upcoming primary election:

Now, this person knows full well that it ain’t gonna be Bernie or Hillary.

Knew that Rubio would be dropping out soon (happened Tuesday evening, actually)

So that really only leaves Cruz and the Donald.

I pointed out that picking the best of them was like trying to find the clean end of a turd.

Dude one table over blew an entire 4 Oz of coffee through his left nostril.