3 thoughts on “Jesus, you’d better prepare!

  1. I bet the average walmartian liberal has thirty pounds of good belly fat on them. Question is, are they safe to eat?

  2. Ya gotta smoke 'em first. And even then you are taking chances on intestinal parasites.

  3. How do you keep them lit? Gasoline? Will that kill the parasites, or is it safer to just nuke them from orbit?

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